Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. " "You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine." "Hi, I'm the new Milkman.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. " If I was a cat I'd spend all my 9 lives with you." "Girl, I can give you what a thunderstorm can, 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!
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It's like the response comes automatically (the timestamps on each of these are seconds apart), and using prepared lines is the exact opposite of repartee unless you have the chemistry already. They won't make as much sense in your conversations, and I will know. I did once date a girl with whom text flirting was a fine art. ): Her: WEIRDOMe: eat me Her: blow me Me: trade you.
Me: perhaps then for me the harmonica Me: I've always wanted to play that well Her: that would be so radical and bodacious Her: if you did that, I would just belly dance to your sounds, cool daddy Me: I better dress the part, then.
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"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it.
If you are in a long distance relationship or you want to excite your guy for the pleasures to come, you can send dirty texts to them, get them excited and have an amazing time in the sack.